Truthful Tuesdays; May 25, 2010

Time to unload Ladies! Seems I am not great at the memes per say but I have decided there are two weekly posts I will revisit..Tuesdays are for being super honest and unloading all the bullshit that is weighing me down (metaphorically speaking of course) and Thursday will be for throat punching and ass kicking any and all imbeciles who are deserving of such treatment. It’s cathartic and I need some catharsis in my life! So let’s commence with the unloading of the proverbial bullshit! Remember, no judgment. You hear me Judgy McJudgement? I’m talking to you! If that’s what you’re here for, turn around and walk away. This is for us to feel better, lighter, healthier and happier not guilty! Boo to guilt!
I am sick of feeling guilty about not exercising! There I said it! I do love to  like   not absolutely hate to exercise, but I hate getting started. Seriously, its such a pain in my ass to get into the gear and locate the workout dvd, shoo the girls out of my way and fully engage! Of course that brings us to point #2, I am sick of worrying about my weight. Look, I’m not going all 900 lb. mom on you or anything ( love the TLC specials) but damn is there ever a moment when women can just let that go. Seriously, I know it will never happen but for once I’d love to look in the mirror and say “PERFECT!” No matter the size or shape I am ( and believe me I think I’ve seen them all) I am NEVER satisfied. There are days when I am more or less satisfied than the previous day but never just completely happy with what I look like. I just want to get off this roller coaster…I don’t want to perpetuate this madness. HELP!!! Dr. Phil…can you fix me? Can you say body dysmorphic disorder? Enough already! Sheez!!!!
Next, I am so monstrously sick of all the complete idiots that have been allowed to procreate and interact with children as of late! Between the Texans who don’t watch their children, the men in Bangkok using the kids as human shields, the bullies in New Hampshire, and the teacher in Texas beating the student in Houston, ( all in the last couple of weeks) I am seriously becoming afraid to watch the news. That’s to say nothing about sending my children out into the world with these people !Hell, I’m getting pretty afraid to go out there myself knowing what kind of imbeciles are roaming free in the world.What is this world coming to? Can we get some protection over here from the morons? They are loose and coming for our children!
One more thing, is BP ever going to get a hold on this oil spill? My God…how bad does it have to get before they actually fix this disaster? Hasn’t Louisiana been through enough?
On a positive note, in complete honesty, my husband and girls are pretty much awesome this week! That could have something to do with the fact that my husband is keeping a safe distance  4 hour travel time between us and I’ve pretty much been giving into all the whims of my girls this week. I’m just too damn exhausted to fight them. I wonder if this is how all wars are won? Oops, hope I didn’t speak to soon!Shhh! Maybe nobody heard!
Now its your turn! Time to bear your soul and unburden yourself! Happy Mothering!

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About Deborah Cruz

The founder/editor of The TRUTH about Motherhood http://www.motherhoodthetruth.com
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12 Responses to Truthful Tuesdays; May 25, 2010

  1. Marice says:

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  2. Amanda says:

    Following you back! So cute! And I don't trust people who love to run, lol.

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  4. Shell says:

    Sounds a little like a Thursday post with all those idiots who can't treat their kids right. Following you from FMBT!

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  6. Evelyn says:

    Happy Tuesday. Love the post!New follower

  7. Joanna says:

    new follower from fmbt!! love your blog i am cracking up!!! http://www.mylifeinsweats.blogspot.com

  8. Love truthful tuesdays. Can I just say that after a week of traveling alone with the kids, now home but no spouse until Thursday, that those kids might be in bed at 5:30 because my head may blow off if I have to play Superhero ninja firefighers one more time?

  9. Nikki says:

    People are STUPID!!! Thats my conclusion for all of those ass hats you mentioned!!!And as for working out….I'm in the same boat as you. Once I get started I'm totally golden but it's getting started thats the problem!!

  10. Jenny says:

    New follower from FMBT. Well said, when will we stop worrying about how we look and focus on the important things in our life. Not to mention that I have this awful (self-imposed) mommy guilt that makes me feel really bad if I try to do something like exercise by myself. It sucks.And as a teacher I second the notion that just because you have a uterus does not mean you need to have children!Jennyhttp://yankovich6pack.blogspot.com

  11. elliej says:

    I'm your newest follower from FMBT. Please drop by for a visit and follow back.http://alittleoftheother.comHave a great week,Ellie

  12. Laina says:

    I hear you….especially about the children. WHat is going on in this world!? I am afraid to send my child to school in a couple years. And now we have to be afraid of people in our own churches with our kids! It's just terrible!

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