Lemur spray to the rescue

Bella: “When I get older..I’m going to punch all of my dolls in the face!”
Me: “Why?”
Bella: “Umm..They give me the CREEPS! And take that Madagaascar movie out too. The Lemurs freak me out too!”
Yes, Money well spent! Now,  I must go convert my Febreeze Chicken Spray ( you know to eliminate Chickens that hide under little girls beds at night) into Lemur Spray! Oh, the humanity! I refuse to spray down the FAO collectible dolls. She may be on her own there. I could hide them somewhere in a closet. But what the hell will that do to her psyche if she unsuspectingly stumbles onto that craziness. I guess if I were 5 years old lying in bed and all these dolls were eyeballing me..I’d be a little freaked out too. Maybe…

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About Deborah Cruz

The founder/editor of The TRUTH about Motherhood http://www.motherhoodthetruth.com
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4 Responses to Lemur spray to the rescue

  1. Mrs. Beer says:

    Thats hilarious!!

  2. Nikki says:

    Seriously, certain dolls totally freak me out too!!! I wouldn't want those things staring at me at night!!!Pretty funny about the Lemurs!!

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