Monthly Archives: June 2010

Even More Mommy truisms

Here are a few more of my Mommy truisms; Incessant whining can literally cause insanity. I know…I’ve seen it happen! Tantrums are kinda funny, unless they are in public..or its your kid. Spanking children is unacceptable, timeouts are worthless, but … Continue reading

Posted in delivery. Ghoulie, honesty, labor, Mommy truisms, The TRUTH abotu Motherhood | 5 Comments

What do you do when your kid doesn’t match your shoes or your bag?

Ever spy that mom who’s walking through the store, looking oblivious and completely put out by her children all in the same moment? You know the one, she’s dressed like one of the desperate housewives of Jersey and her child … Continue reading

Posted in babies as accessories, mothering | 13 Comments

Oh Burberry, how I love thee!

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Posted in awesomeness, Burberry | 7 Comments

Monday Minute

Has anyone you’ve known personally lived to at least 100?My paternal Grandfather made it just to 100! He was an amazing man who lived on a farm in Mexico and worked it up until the last 3 years of his … Continue reading

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The Stoop

As I stand on the front stoop watching my husband pull away for the 17th Sunday, bound for his hole in Iowa, my throat closes up and I feel like I will be swallowed whole by the huge lump in … Continue reading

Posted in heart breaking, husband, the stoop, working out of town | 14 Comments

Getting to Know you Sunday!

 Questions are:  1.If you had 5000.00 to spend on plastic surgery what would you have done? Well, I would definitely have the “girls” placed back to their original location because we all know the bigger they are, the harder they fall! … Continue reading

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A bubonically bitching week

It’s been one of those weeks. The girls have both been sick for a week, I am sick, my husband comes home this weekend and he is getting sick. Everybody feels like crap, we stay in our jams, there’s barfing, … Continue reading

Posted in big babies, mother's love, sick children, sinus infections, summer colds | 16 Comments

Throat Punch Thursday: Condoms for Kiddies Edition

Well, we all know how I feel about sex education for elementary schoolers. What is this world coming to? When kindergarten through fifth grade students return to class at Veterans Memorial Elementary School in Provincetown, Mass., this fall, they’ll be … Continue reading

Posted in condoms for kiddies, Massachusetts, Provincetown, Veteran's Memorial Elementary | 18 Comments

Friday social comes early


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Book Club anyone?

So, summer reading programs are in full swing. I sign my girls up every year, since Bella’s first summer when she was 3 months old. I am sure that the librarian though I was a completely overkill new Mommy. That … Continue reading

Posted in bibliophile, daughters, Read a Book, reading, Summer reading program | 11 Comments