Things heard around my house today

After my Throat Punch Thursday; Taking it up the rear edition, I needed a little something to smile about. So, I am sharing with you some random things that can be heard around my house on a daily basis between my 3 and 5 year old. For instance, today I heard:

Gabs (3 year old) “Where’s my PIL-       OH-         PET!!!” RAWR ( maybe you had to be there, but I swear it was funny and I am 99% certain that she did in fact rawr.)

Bella: “No Shoes on the Bed!” (Yelled, and sounding just like Joan Crawford in Mommie Dearest..NO WIRE HANGERS! I was seriously a little bit creeped out. Now, if she would have been sporting that crazy baby Jane smudged red lip stick look she perfected after a round with Mommy’s lip stick.I would have really been scared)

Bella (5 year old) to Gabs “What’s that? Your NEW Nick Name???? You are NOT BATMAN!!!!” Seriously, what the hell did I miss in that conversation?

Bella to Gabs : “Oh yeah? It’ go time PUNK!” I really am going to have to limit the amount of Clint Eastwood I let this kid watch:)

Bella to me (while getting dressed): “Mommy, you guys are BUTT outta luck!”
Me: “What?”( More like WTF did she just say?)
Bella:”Wash my laundry, I am down to like NO MORE panties that I like!”
Is it wrong that I am missing diapers right now! After Gabs panties issues last month and Bella the diva demanding I do her laundry. I am actaully sitting here missing diapers.

Then there was this;

Gabs : “Hey Bella! Bella Baloney!”
Bella: “Stop it! Mommy, tell her to stop!”
Me: “Gabs, leave your sister alone. That’s not nice!” ( but it was pretty funny)
Gabs: “OK, me sorry Bella……..(wait for it) ………………Bella Baloney!”(giggling all the way as her sister’s tiny little head explodes with anger).

And it was all better!Happy Mothering!

About Deborah Cruz

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7 Responses to Things heard around my house today

  1. those are unforgettable! I think the craziest thing said around here this week came from me. My 4 yr old grandson asked if he could have strawberries. I said "yes you can have all you want right after you finish your candy."Im a bad Nana, bad….. I'm still shaking my head over that one!

  2. crisc23 says:

    I love hearing what kids say, my 2 yr old is a comic =)

  3. Ian says:

    Happy Mothering? How dare you call me a mother!!!Happy Friday yo and tell that husband I gots some great stuff lined up for next week – play along with the Monday Minute!

  4. Crystal says:

    Following from Social ParadeKids do say the best stuff!

  5. Stephanie says:

    Oh my! Found you through the blog hop!

  6. Bree says:

    Popping in thru blog hop! following you. Your princess seem like they are living the royal treatment! Kids are amazing- both when they are dressed up and when they are bickering or whatever- love it- usually… having a link up on Tuesday where you can share some of these fun times in a quick way…have a great weekend.

  7. Nikki says:

    I love the laundry conversation!!! Seriously, where do they come up with this stuff!!! It made me laugh tonight!! Thank you!!!

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