Fawk you to the excruciatingly miserable heat! Hey Heat, you suck! I’m melting and frizzing up over here..NOT COOL! Thank God I get to take my family to a baseball heat stroke game tonight. It shouldbe ever so pleasant melting out under the lights.
Fawk you to being chunky! This goes hand in hand with the heat, chunky in the heat = A very unhappy Mommy! Sweaty kids hanging on a already glistening Mommy , not my idea of family fun time.
Fawk you to me for not doing the exercise I was supposed to do this week.If I had, maybe I wouldn’t be so dang hot right now. But in my defense, I am pretty sure I would have had a heat stroke and died had I tried to do Turbo Jam in this weather. Then what would have become of my poor sweaty children? They would have been left to their own devices …bathing in the pool as my carcas rotted on the living room floor until my husband made it back in town on Friday. So ,really, its not my fault at all!
Fawk you to the 133 million under cover cops that are patroling the highways this weekend.I’ve got people to see and places to go, you are only slowing me down and making things a wee bit more dangerous when I have to drive constantly watching my rear view mirror.
Fawk you to stupid people ( damn heat induced grouchy attitude) ! But let me be honest, I have no tolerance for stupid people especially when I am in line at Walmart trying to buy some hot dogs and wine for tomorrows lunchtime bbq! Don’t jugdge me…I just realized how incredibly redneck that sentence made me sound. I actually made the remark about how redneck I felt buying hotdogs and wine at WALMART while in line there. The brain trust behind the register, obviously, did not see the humor in it. So, FAWK her too!
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Being chunky and in the heat SUCKS. I know the feeling!
I hate the heat, it's sticky and nasty.. and for some reason my kids are always way more interested in snuggling when I'm hot..
No kidding! Seriously, I'm sweating like a whore in church in this heat. The good thing about Wal*Mart is that you fit right in buying hot dogs and wine. Or, maybe that's just how it is down here in Texas. All you were missing is store brand tampons and cigarettes.
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I with ya on the heat and chunky crap. Ugh
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YAY!! I love that you linked up for Fawk You Friday!I'm with you–this heat is UNBEARABLE!!
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Bitch, being skinny in 112 heat index bullshit sucks balls just as bad!!!Oh my fucking GOD! I looove the hot dogs and wine at Wal-Mart! That's the best shit I've heard all week!!! HAHAHA!!!
LOL I know the heat is making me crazy too!